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Oh gosh, where do I stary? This blog was my babyy, my number one, my first, the blog to begin all blogs. Haha. It was created April 2004 when I was in seventh grade and I kept it until about my freshman year of high school. Read this. It's hilarious. It's a complete testament to how far I've come as a person. There's over 100 entries, and most are complete bullshit. By the way, I'm Jill, and I hope you absolutely love this. If you can't get enough of me, which most people can't =D, check out chapters 2 and 3. Love yaa.

teh basics

11:12 p.m. ON 05.09.05

the basics

MY NAME(s)

full name: jillian marie christina (insertlastnamehere)

nicknames: jill, jilly, jilci, jilly-boo, jill-boo, jill-bill, jilly-billy, jilly-willy.

non-name-related nicknames: hazen, coaster, whore, skankface, lovie, lover, just random things.

trainee name: jail-bait. now ask why.

why?: because according to the dictionary, jail bait means:

Main Entry: jail·bait
Pronunciation: 'jA(&)l-"bAt
Function: noun
: a girl under the age of consent with whom sexual intercourse is unlawful and constitutes statutory rape

and in band camp, everyone found out i liked vin & i was friends with a good amount of upperclassmen, and the name "jail-bait" was created, with mad props to aaron. jail-bait is NOT to be confused with shark-bait, which is nemo.

MY PLACE
there's nothing much to tell you about where i live, except that its a small suburb in jersey and the gossip consumes most of the town. the girls fight worse than cats, man. just dont ever come here. whatever you do.

BIRTHDAY STUFF
birthday: november 7
age: 13 1/2
zodiac sign: sexy scorpio
chinese zodiac: ram
now, youre obligated to buy me presents.

YES OR NO
prude: absolutley not.
virgin: yup
married: yes
single: yes

LOVE STUFF
im straight.
very straight.
i do think girls are hott, however.
but not in a sexual-kinda way.
im not homophobic.
and i think metrosexuals are hott.

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